Uhh... Wait a minute...

I was supposed to come back to this, but I uh... well... I haven't really come up with anything yet. It's ok though becau- WHAT IN THE WORLD CAN THAT BE?



And now to make my escape before you can notice! HAHA!

-Salem
I'm not very good at this...

The Future Mrs. Salem

It's not official or anything but...

-Salem
She will be mine. Oh yes, she will be mine.

But What About The Coconuts?

Jonathan Corum has far to much time on his hands (come to think of it, so do I...) but for this I commend him. For was it not for his abundance of time, we might never have truly known The Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow
click bellow for the answer we have all been waiting for.

News Flash!

I bought a Cherry Coke today. It was important that you all had access to that vitally important piece of information. It looks something like this:

'Cherry-Cola' as I like to call it.

-Salem
Bringing you the most thrilling news you'll ever read.