Spiderman tattoos and why they're awesome...

Well, I'm a Spiderman fan. Not so much of the movies (although I did enjoy the first one), but the comics have always entertained me. I've even got a few classic collectible ones. I think the most fan-boy-esque Spiderman possession is a very cool Spiderman baseball jersey. With all that though, there is no way I could ever beat this guy. His tattoos are a statement of love that I could never hope to match. Take a look:

Now that is a hardcore fan right there, let me tell you! If you want more info, take a look here.

-Salem
I've finally down-graded from fan-boy to fan. Thank god for tattoo freak!

Vodka & Pepsi

I really wish that's what I had in my Pepsi bottle but I don't. All I have in there is Pepsi. Pepsi and my own distilled rage. Turns out that I hate my new boss (let's call him 'The Mumbler') and I want him dead. I'm kind of hoping that I can hate him to death, but I have a back up plan in case that doesn't work out.

I'd like to encourage all our readers to send in any spare parts from your dooms-day devices, world destroying lasers or spare chemical-warfare toxins to me so that I can try and cobble together some kind of contraption that would end this soul-crushing agony. Seriously, I'd be forever in your debt.

This morning I came in feeling optimistic, after a great weekend, I thought today would be good. Of course I was deluding myself. I can't even get a simple "Good Morning" out of The Mumbler before he starts pissing me off. I'm starting to no longer care which one of us dies as long as it stops the pain.

Here's our new mascot.

Today saw the beginnings of The Wobsite. I didn't know what to do with it (and still don't), so I put up a picture of a duck. This is that duck. I've decided that he's a particularly fine specimen of ducky goodness, so I'm going to keep him. Somehow I will reforge this simple yet perfect duck into the MB mascot of all our dreams. I've started by naming him in the spirit of the way we do things here. It's a silly way to do things, but I think it works. So without further ado, I give you...

Quark!

Can you handle a duck sir? This one doesn't Quark much.

-Salem
This duck is dedicated to Salty. Good luck with your surgery :)

Morally Bankrupt: The Wobsite

Well, I've started whoring up Google's 'Google Pages' thingy and thus Morally Bankrupt: The Wobsite is now operational. There's nothing there yet, but it shows I'm willing to commit a good 2 minutes to this wonderful new project.

Currently, MB:TW can be found at:
http://lord.salem.googlepages.com/home
That wob address may or may not change at any given moment as is dictated by my whims and Google's willingness to allow such an option. I wasn't kidding about the 2 minutes, so I don't have a clue what I can actually do with Google Pages yet.

Lastly, I will likely never come back and alter the site links in this post, so if they don't work anymore it's your responsability to check Morally Bankrupt: The Blarg (that's what you're reading from right now as opposed to the The Wobsite which you're trying to find) and find the correct location.

-Salem
I'm all about the interwob and it's tube/truck technologies.