Fark-tastic!

I don't know what I like more about Fark, the articles or the blurbs that they get posted under. This is going to be an on-going list of some of my all-time faves.

• A protein in squids can bend light, warp space and time, transport spice
• Greenville SC kills reading program, keeps pizza party: Why is our children fat?
• Hundreds run through San Francisco in gorilla suits to protect endangered species, scare bejesus out of Charlton Heston
• Australian entrepreneurs selling sand to Saudi Arabia. Ice to Eskimos deal being investigated by drug squad
• Music fans to compete in the World Air Guitar Championships, after which entrants will snort baking soda and make out with pretend groupies
• Jessica Alba wants to have one-night stands because she loves to experiment with sex. The Sun is there, along with an endless line of guys
• Here comes the science: people who play video games are better at driving, surgery, killing hordes of lurching demons
• Cop charged with having sex with 14-year-old prostitute; reportedly scheduled to be shot soon by Robert DeNiro
• The saddest and most heroic wedding photo you may ever see
• U.S. tourist killed by rogue gymnast in Romania. Heh, heh, just kidding. It was a bear
• Australian woman humped to death
• Best. perp. name. ever
• Satan purchases ad space to vent his frustration with local church (w/photo)

I'm going to try very hard not to get carried away. Let's see how it goes.

-Salem
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