Nicotine & Caffeine

Well, I finally recieved my coffee flavoured cigarettes. It's a happy time, a magical time. If I can manage sex in a veyron with some jazz playing on the sound system at the same time as having one of them, I may have found a way to reach heaven without all that painful dying (not to mention the lifetime of good deeds).




I'm in flavour country. Applications for sex are now open by the way.

Bugatti Veyron - Breaking the Rules

Love-day? What the hell?

Ok, so as we all know, the day after tomorrow is the 14th and that means that for the last week or two, the price of flowers and chocolate has gone through the roof. The day tends to have one of 3 effects on people:
1. They get way too gushy/perky/giggly.
2. They get very, very angry/bitter.
3. They don't know what the hell everyone is talking about.

I will be taking part in option 3 this year and thus will remember none of this on the morning in question. Good luck to all those with a special someone to spend way too much money on. I hope it all works out well for you both. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a hole in the sand that I need to bury my head in.




Who the hell was this Valentine guy anyway?

Mr. Crack Spider